Friday night while we were waiting for a table, the guy asks me “So, do you like to cook?”
WTF?
Sure, if you want to call putting a frozen quiche from Costco in the oven “cooking.” (They’re actually really good, I promise…)
I said, “Occasionally, do you?”
Dear sweet Jeebus. Yeah, try to tell me that this miserable setup “wasn’t just because you’re both single.” Nice how it ended up as some kind of effed up “wife interview.”
I swear on the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodly appendage that I did try to approach this whole blind date thing with an open mind. But as soon as he came out with all the marriage/wedding talk, I was done. The only time it’s acceptable to talk about your ideal wedding with someone you just barely met is if they are a wedding planner and you’re going to hire them.
12 comments:
Yep. He's crazy. But he's Mormon, so maybe he can't help it.
True.
Now I am wondering if he was going to follow the cooking question with "Do you like to scrub floors and wash dishes?"
PS: those giant Costco chicken pot pies are off the hook!
And bear 8 children.
LOL.
I'm getting pretty old--I should start on those 8 children soon (*barf*)
Ooh, I've never had the chicken pot pies...I'll have to look into that next time I'm at Costco!
I've been thinking about your terrible date and I think that in the middle of dinner, you should have put your hand on his and said "Oh, Nephi, I just had a personal revelation that we need to get married right away! You are my Stripling Warrior!".
You know, just for shits and giggles.
It sounds like he walks around with an engagement ring in his wallet the same way some guys walk around with a condom in theirs.
LOL, I love it!
That would have been hilarious--either he would've totally freaked out; or more likely, he'd have been really happy. :o
He was such a freakshow. Hopefully by now he's gone back to wherever he came from and I will never have to see him again. At least he hasn't tried to call me...
"It sounds like he walks around with an engagement ring in his wallet the same way some guys walk around with a condom in theirs."
This. HILARIOUS and true.
It sure is! I wish he would have showed me the engagement ring, LOL. Then the whole thing would have been beyond horrific.
Oh. My. Flying Spaghetti Monster.
What a waste of an evening! He sounds like the typical Mormon young man to me! I see a lot of these guys here in Cache Valley.
Sorry the date wasn't better! :)
Oh yeah. I had forgotten how much I disliked going out with TBM guys. Blech.
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